handjob tips. give me some.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You don't make any sense
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