i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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