holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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