I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's shark week go big or go home
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
