need another drink. this is the easiest way
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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