did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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