with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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