Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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