how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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