did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
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Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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