Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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