Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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