If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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