You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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