I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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