; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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