the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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