She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
we should paint friendship bongs
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