I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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