I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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