Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
