Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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