There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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