...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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