what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
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