This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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