singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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