What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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