Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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