Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
