doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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