The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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