"it" just moved
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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