i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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