oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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