well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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