That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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