I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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