Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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