question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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