Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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