im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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