Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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