I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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