Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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