ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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