He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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