Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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