why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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