i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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