She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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